Swedish sex pigs taunt Pokémon-playing teens.

Swedish sex pigs taunt Pokémon-playing teens.
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The best headline-lede combo in the history of journalism comes courtesy of Swedish news site, The Local.

Behold:

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Inshön is finally having its day in the sün.

Yup. Let this sink in:

Tiny Insjön in central Sweden isn't known for pig mask-wearing couples shooting lasers at Pokémon hunters before having sex by a waterwheel. But that could be about to change.

The details are more hilarious than any blogger could ever hope for. Two teens on the hunt for a Squirtle found a couple looking for a different type of squirtle.

One of the teenager's mothers told the newspaper Dalarnas Tidingar:

“They wore rubber masks depicting pigs’ heads and they started screaming and waving a green laser.”

Apparently the teens ran back home after one of them was hit in the face by a laser beam. They were shaken up but unharmed.

As if wearing pig masks and shooting lasers at unsuspecting teens wasn't enough, the couple then engaged in some public fornication. The Local article goes on to say:

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The masked shooters, who also wore T-shirts labeled ‘King’ and ‘Queen’, were next spotted by incredulous motorists as they had sex beside the hamlet’s waterwheel.

The fornicating Pig King and Queen caused a traffic jam, as "some drivers slowed down and others clambered out of their cars to behold the bizarre spectacle."

Naturally, the police were called, and were more concerned about the use of lasers than the traffic or public fornication (it is Europe after all).

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“Pointing at someone with green laser can cause injury if it hits the eyes,” Officer Daniel Hagthorpe told Dalarnas Tidningar (Swedish names sound a lot like Harry Potter, eh?).

The sexing by the waterwheel would be considered sexual harassment if someone reported it as such, but so far, these pigs are left free to roam.

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