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Searches for "golden showers" on Pornhub have more than doubled in the past 24 hours, the site reports. AND everyone in my news feed is making pee jokes. Did I miss something???

JK of course. Everyone including your parents knows by now that Buzzfeed published an "unsubstantiated report" yesterday that claimed, among many things, that our President-elect once paid Russian prostitutes to pee in front of him at a hotel where the Obamas had recently stayed.

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ICYMI, for the past 24-hours, it has been raining pee jokes and memes all over the internet. So it's no surprise that Pornhub has reported searches for the phrase "golden showers" are up 102% since yesterday, and searches for other pee-related terms (like "pissing" and "watersports") have increased by 71%.

We're in the golden age for golden showers!
We're in the golden age for golden showers!

Trump has vehemently denied the claims and trashed the news sites that published them, calling them "fake news." So we can't say if he did or did not pay anyone to pee in front of him. But it wouldn't be that surprising, now would it?

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According to Pornhub user data, pee porn is most often searched for by men over 65. And men are far more likely to pee into it, I mean be into it, than women.

And where in the country are people most likely to be into water sports, you didn't ask? I'll tell you anyway: the top "honors" go to Vermont, New Hampshire, and Maine in that order.

What's your problem, Hawaii? You got better things to do than look at piss porn??
What's your problem, Hawaii? You got better things to do than look at piss porn??
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Oh those freaky New Englanders! Maybe NH should change it's slogan to "Live, Pee or Die." I'll be here all week!

Sources: Pornhub