Man arrested for soliciting sex let off the hook for being 87, even though his alibi sucked.

Man arrested for soliciting sex let off the hook for being 87, even though his alibi sucked.
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Basically, you can just do whatever you want once you're a senior citizen.

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Is this the sparsely-toothed face of a John?

Howard Arthur Klein is an 87-year-old man who was arrested for allegedly trying to pay a woman to have sex with him in in Grand Rapids, Michigan. The woman ended up being a cop, so like, the total opposite of a prostitute. Howard denied the charges, saying that the reason he slowed down to talk to the female-officer-posing-as-a-sex-worker was because he thought it was a woman from his church. Oh, Howard! Really laying it on thick with that excuse there, buddy!

Even though his "church lady" alibi is a bit contrived, the charges ended up getting dropped anyway. Prosecutor William Forsyth said, "What would be the purpose in prosecuting him? He wouldn't and shouldn't go to jail, and 87 years without involvement in the criminal justice system has, in my opinion, earned him a pass."

Apparently simply just being old gets you out of doing hard time for roaming the streets trying to get your dick hard (sorry, so sorry).

Below is an interview with Howard, which he ended by saying, "God bless you all, I'll pray for you tomorrow in church." Stay holy, Howard!

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