Research finds that people who claim to be real vampires tell everybody about being a vampire except doctors.

"Thanks for seeing me so late. I have a crazy schedule and a deathly aversion to sunlight, so it's hard to get out."

In this weird and kooky world of ours, I'm sure if I told you there were people who are real vampires walking amongst us, you wouldn't bat an eye. Sure, there are those gothy wastrels that glue fangs to their canine teeth and go to warehouse raves or drink red wine in graveyards. However, there are many—probably thousands—who suck blood from willing donors in order to gain energy.

Sources: Reuters