I hope you feel better when you wake up. I also hope you realize you're too old for
whatever the heck is on your carpets.

Josip Cvitan, the man-sized baby you see slumbering here, uploaded this video his friend shot of him while he was sleeping off some kind of illness that left his throat very swollen. Apparently, a swollen throat can turn you into a human kazoo if it's bad enough, because this is not the sort of noise people are supposed to make.

That's a duck noise. That's a noise that should firmly be in the avian family, specifically waterbirds. He sounds fowl, is what I'm saying.

Sources: Josip Cvitan