Sign offers compelling reason to not take the elevator at work.

Sign offers compelling reason to not take the elevator at work.
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We'll do anything to avoid 15 seconds of psyche-splintering small-talk with our fellow dead-eyed office drones — even if that means  subjecting ourselves to moderate physical exertion. Pathetically huffing and puffing your way up six flights of stairs sounds far more appealing when you weigh it against listening to Craig from sales prattle on about how he "almost got laid" this weekend, or Lucy from marketing talk about how Craig from sales "exposed himself to me in a parking garage" this weekend.

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