Easily the best part about going to any museum is heading straight for the antiquities section to scope out those tiny Ds. View this post on Instagram David You are my Love π @romevacay @europe.vacations @live_in_europe_ @exploreeuropetravel @europe_travelers_ @europeantour @wonderful_places @travelandleisure @travellingthroughtheworld @travelsfever @travelbloggeres @photographys__love @iphono.graphy @bestvacations A post shared by Kavya Danivas (@making_memories91) on Jan 12, 2019 at 9:43pm PSTLike, you have to.https://www.instagram.com/p/BCzYNgLFEQa/In case you missed it... What even is that??? InstagramWTF, sculptors? You could have made these penises any size you wanted to.Art historian Ellen Oredsson spent a not-so-small time thinking about this, and suggested a more complicated answer than just that these penises are flaccid and deserve a little encouragement.According to Oredsson, "cultural values about male beauty were completely different back then. Today, big penises are seen as valuable and manly, but back then, most evidence points to the fact that small penises were considered better than big ones."Ok, not to be a size queen, but why?"Large penises were associated with very specific characteristics: foolishness, lust and ugliness," she continued. Like, this dude: View this post on Instagram I will let you come up with your own caption. #tinyhand #babyhands #travel #pompeii #statues #naked #penisstatue #sixtomidnight #noarms #wheredidyourarmsgo #aroundtheworld A post shared by Baby Hand (@babyhandaroundtheworld) on Jul 1, 2018 at 2:21pm PDT Statue of an ithyphallic Satyr, Silenus, at Athens Archaeological Museum. From the sanctuary of Zeus Dodona. Second half of the 6th century B.C. Creative CommonsYeah, that's more like it.Conversely, "the ideal Greek man was rational, intellectual and authoritative. He may still have had a lot of sex, but this was unrelated to his penis size, and his small penis allowed him to remain coolly logical." View this post on Instagram A youthful Hercules #greekstatue #beauty #art #sculpture #met #metropolitanmuseumofart #newyork A post shared by Ludovica Oliosi (@ludovicaoliosi) on Mar 7, 2016 at 8:12am PSTJust a chill dude with a small wang.What do you guys think? Is penis size related to intellect and logic, or is this a conspiracy that goes deep? (But, not too deep.)Still thirsty for some dong art? Enjoy these.https://www.instagram.com/p/Bj1Ptt8FB6J/ View this post on Instagram My stupidity at its finest ππ #penisstatue #letsgokorea #vacation #trip #korea A post shared by VeroGaby (@princessverogaby) on Sep 19, 2018 at 5:54am PDThttps://www.instagram.com/p/BmhOp4LHHhB/https://www.instagram.com/p/BhbN1kqHGus/ View this post on Instagram #tbt to @dalhousie_university's fancy pomo diseased penis statue. Uncle Speedo embraces all genres of artistic expression. #unclespeedo #dalhousie #penisstatue #penisart #beard #socksandsandals #halifax #hlfx A post shared by Uncle Speedo (@theunclespeedo) on Sep 29, 2016 at 12:10pm PDT View this post on Instagram Life is too short to be boring... #peniscafe #penisstatue #deulmusae #coffeeshop #restaurant #funny #wierd #bulgar #λ€λ¬΄μ #μΉ΄ν #μλΉ #μ λλ€ #μΌμ #μΌμκ·Έλ¨ #dailygram #dailyvideos #boomerang #μ κΈ°ν΄ #interesting A post shared by Lynn Park π¦ (@sailors_destiny) on Mar 6, 2018 at 7:28pm PST View this post on Instagram I'm sad to be leaving Korea and am really going to miss all the awesome people I have met. I'll be back soon. And yes that's a #penisstatue #onlyinKorea #1991yearofthegoat A post shared by Mason Robinson (@masongoesoffline) on Sep 3, 2016 at 4:45pm PDT