The most sexually terrifying curtain sale in history.

The most sexually terrifying curtain sale in history.
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A surprising number of people have fantasies about saving this much.

Anyone who's seen a car dealer ad knows prices can be so low they're no longer mentally fit to stand trial, but never before have we seen prices so low they can't reasonably be expected to give consent. Those curtains are 40% off normal curtains. They'll never be able to tell the difference between a good price and a bad one. You'd have to be a real piece of work to even consider buying those curtains. Oh sure, it's just so you can protect them and give them a good home. You monster. 

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