Hamele is a 19-year-old student at University of Nebrask- Lincoln who recently got teeth yanked from her skull before the Thanksgiving holiday. In her drugged haze, she imagined she was about to miss a class deadline that didn't even exist, and so made haste to write to her TA and beg for his mercy. It went... well.. not well.
Here is the complete version of that email. No typos have been changed to protect the hilarious.
I believe that i relmebmer you said we, as us students, would be able to send you our papers for classss for you to look at over before we turn them in to cColin if we got them to you by the 22nd of Novermber.
I unfortmately got my wisdom teeth sliced outr and have not not been reacting very well to the surgeryy nor the medicatioon i were given/ so I do not thimk that I will be able to habe my paper finisherd by Tuesday at all.
Is tehere any way I would be able to send you my paper at any later date??? I wnt to do very good on this paper you know becayse i like to do well in my classes.
please sir I workled very hard and thouught that I would be abel to finish it on timme but my doctor said I will most likelly not be normal again until at least Thanksginvg turkey. If you say no then that is okay but i would be sad and i would reallyyyy lik e it if you said yes. Thank you Kevin, my dude.
Abby Jo Hamele (pronounced hah-mil-lee) (if you were wondering)
P.S. I will answer youpr questions in class forever so theere are not any more awkard silence. and i will buy you expo markers that work (even thougjh our tuition should pay for markers that work)
love you bye
Please, sir, there are so many great lines in this email, and Twitter was quick to relive them all.
Feel free to cross-stitch any of those lines onto pillows, they would make excellent holiday gifts
Fortunately, Hamele's TA, Kevin,picked up on her special condition, and sent her this reply:
OMG. She didn't even miss her deadline. I think this response says it best: