Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. And some are aiming a little lower than greatness.
Take this mad genius who figured out how a little patience could get him a big payday—in the form of a lawsuit settlement—from megastore superchain Walmart. Is this the best get-rich-quick scheme we've ever seen? Not even close, but still, the man is thinking outside the box, and that's saying something.
People, this is what courage looks like. And we need to celebrate it.
The only problem we can foresee, besides the fact that the scheme has gone viral, is that he made a slight miscalculation as to where he was standing.
Anyway, legend has it that he's still out there at Walmart right now, waiting through the night for the gentle breeze that will knock that "P" off the side of the building and make him a millionaire. His resolve, though, is unshakeable.
As President Trump would say: SEE YOU IN COURT.