Ted Richards is a 56 year old man living in Hartcliffe, England, who had his ears surgically removed so he'd look more like his pet parrots. Yes, parrots: those bright, winged creatures whose only resemblance to a human being is "having eyes" and nothing else. However, Ted is totally obsessed with his birds and is undergoing body modifications to looks like a bird. His face is already covered in feather tattoos, and he even got the whites of his eyes tattooed orange and blue.

Here's a close-up:

Sources: Telegraph