Whatever happened to the good old days of hiding your drugs under your pillow?

When you're in a foreign country, it can be tempting to think, "Wow, X drug is legal and/or very cheap here, maybe I should bring some home for the fam." Of course, most sane people quickly realize such an act is highly illegal and give up on their dream. Others, however, like to tempt fate. While most of them get caught, their techniques are a true testament to the human capacity for invention.

1. Their bodies.

Since the dawn of drugs, people been coming up with different ways of hiding them in their bodies. They've put them in their stomachs, their vaginas, their foreskins, their breast implants, their rolls of fat, and their butts, butts, butts. Did we mention that they put them in their butts?