Everyone does have the right to be stupid-butt. You are using that privilege correctly.

Whether you are ordering a cheesesteak at Geno's in Philadelphia or just driving somewhere where most people have pickups (regardless of actual towing needs), there are a lot of people who insist you speak English. Not the King's English, mind you. Not even Merriam-Webster's English. Their English. And honestly, their English is a lot harder to master, because it has no rules of grammar, spelling, or irony. But you better speak it, or y'all can never come back now, ya hear?

Sources: redditor brom33