Little Foxxes Daycare Center: Where your kids will have so much fun, they'll never want to leave. And if this ominous sign is any indication, they'll never get the chance to. We have to think the Parents Association is trying to tell us something here. Of course, we've always heard this place offers children the finest in lead-based toys, household cleaning solvents, and random sharp objects — not to mention an hour of unsupervised outdoor playtime in the on-site construction area.

Sources: Reddit