It's freaking LAMINATED. This guy is clearly a pro.

Meet Dan, everyone. A redditor from the Boston area snapped a photo of this sign advertising the most exciting opportunity in lawn trimming since the gas-powered lawnmower. When you need someone to just be a body pushing around a lawn mower, are you going to hire a young, lithe body that's just there to be looked at (and push around a lawn mower)? No, you're going to hire someone with experience. I know that Millennials are mired in the worst job market since the Depression, but this is one position they're not stealing from an under-employed Gen-Xer (or really under-employed Boomer). Keep up the good work, Dan.