Wearing headphones at the supermarket has never been more justified as a video of a "possessed" woman at a Chinese grocery store has just gone viral, and you can't help but feel bad for the bystanders trying reluctantly to help her. Anything you can do to avoid that type of drama when you're trying to buy a can of beans is obviously quite acceptable.

Yes, much attention has been given to the lady who looks and sounds like a servant of beelzebub is trying to claw its way out of her heart in aisle five, but the most sympathetic character in the video is obviously White Shirt Guy.