If you were a weatherman and you saw this, how could you not say something? (Penis cloud emojied for your protection.)
This New Zealand weatherman understands the importance of "If you see something, say something," and followed suit by pointing out an incredibly "detailed" penis-shaped cloud.
His fellow news anchor attempts to be professional by responding, "You didn't have to say that, it’s about as subtle as a sledgehammer, mate!”
But his laughter said otherwise. His laughter said that this is the most penis-ey penis-shaped cloud of all time.
Thank you, NZ weatherman, for saying what the rest of us were seeing. You are a hero.
"When one man, for whatever reason, has the opportunity to point out a penis-shaped cloud, he has no right to keep it to himself." - Cock Cousteau