Teens: if you must switch phones with your moms, let your weed dealer know, k? A 15-year-old named Christian switched phone numbers with his mom, but his weed dealer never got the memo. So things got sticky when his mom received a text that read: "need bud?"
Luckily, the dealer made a fast and beautiful save. It's almost as if he or she has had to weasel out of this kind of situation before.
Christian's sister, Anna, tweeted out this photo of the exchange, which she (and the rest of the internet) found hilarious. Watch and learn, folks:
my mom and my little brother switched phones and my mom received this text and I am crying lmaooo pic.twitter.com/eO1PdsvXUw— a nna (@anna5skin) December 2, 2016
The mom's question: "does he need what?" will strike fear into the heart of anyone who has ever pissed off a mom before (all of us). Personally, I would've destroyed the phone and applied to law school. But the dealer smoothly replied: "Bud. A buddy. I heard he lonely AF."
Anna told Mashable that the mom eventually did figure out what "bud" means, because moms are the OG's of getting to the bottom of things.
Christian, of course, denied everything.
But the hero of this story remains this slick-fingered dealer, who is being lauded on Twitter as the G.O.A.T.
Not all heroes wear capes. But this one might. You never know with weed dealers.