The British witchcraft shop Mystical Moments makes beautiful wood wands for "real" witches and wizards, but if you're just a nerdy Harry Potter fan, GTFO.
Richard Carter, who owns the shop, says he can spot a Harry Potter fan just by their aura, reports the Telegraph. "JK Rowling has obviously done her research but Harry Potter is for children," the grown man who makes wands said. "It has done nothing for business."
"I don't have customers who have been Harry Potterfied," he added. "If I had someone come in wanting a wand just because they liked Harry Potter I would not sell them one, not matter how much money they were offering."
Carter says the wands can be used to draw a protective circle around witches, to cure pains and sickness, and to make wishes come true. Potential wand owners need to visit the real-life Ollivanders in person, to better choose a wand that has, like, good vibes.
Crazy how Harry Potter fans are living in a fantasy world.