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A woman who goes by denshan on Imgur got herself into a slippery situation early Thursday morning. Her attempt to relax with a coconut oil home spa treatment left her trapped in her bathtub with nothing but her smartphone in arm's reach. And because it's 2017, she didn't call 911—she just shared her story online. Now, her hilariously self-deprecating post is going viral.

It looks like she's being sautéed.
It looks like she's being sautéed.

Denshan's post reads:

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Here is a funny and current story. I am stuck in a bath. I can't actually get out of my bath tub. Why?

I've got a chest infection and some fever so I'm home sick. I also can't turn my head. Took some antibiotics and a Valium and thought- i will have a relaxing bath. I found some bath salts. Lit some candles and poured in some coconut oil- now I am realising it was too much coconut oil. Went to get out after pulling the plug and I just slide around like a giant greased up potato in a roasting dish. There is no traction. No grip. Just me and my fat body slipping around covered in oil. Fuck home beauty remedies. SOS

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Imgurians immediately came forward with helpful (and not-so-helpful) suggestions.

Despite their "help," denshan was eventually able to extricate herself. She described her daring escape in the comments.

I escaped by refilling with water and cleaning the bath with closet soap like product. Took 30 mins. White girl idiocy at its greatest.

And in the process, she found she had made a lot of interesting new friends.

Update on inbox messages: thought it would be dick pics and show us tits. Turns out there are a lot of people with foot fetish on here...

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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.