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5. A judge released footage of Justin Bieber peeing in a cup because...justice? Bowing to pressure from journalists, a judge in Miami-Dade County agreed to make public a video of Bieber taking a drug test, as long as Bieber's penis was blacked out. To be on the safe side, the censors went with a giant black box that makes this video not only bizarrely invasive but also completely pointless. If we're going to release video of celebrity penises, let's at least blur them so there's room for cruel public speculation about size and shape. This is still America, isn't it?! So why was this video released? It seems the only answer is to shrug and say "Florida."