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1. Lady Gaga got puked on for art. Let's get this over with, shall we? Apparently, Lady Gaga, aka the Queen of Doing Weird Stuff For Attention I Mean Pop, got puked on during her set at SXSW yesterday. Millie Brown, a UK-based "vomit painter," drinks soy milk dyed different colors and then vomits it up like paint. In this case, the color of choice was green—Happy St. Paddy's Day! Most of the YouTube coverage has been taken down, but Gawker still has the video if you're dying to see more.