Something's afoot at the Lincolnton Walmart.

1. A guy got arrested for sucking on a woman's toes. A registered sex offender was arrested for assault in North Carolina after he sucked on a woman's toes in a local Walmart. Police say he was posing as a podiatry student and was helping a woman try on several pairs of shoes when he began playing an impromptu game of This Little Piggy Goes In My Mouth. At that point, the woman realized that something might be off about the would-be foot doctor helping complete strangers try on shoes at Walmart. I guess better late than never. Turns out Brown had tried the same stunt earlier at a different Walmart. The whole story is so crazy it has me wondering about the legitimacy of the prostate doctor who helps me buy underwear at K-Mart.

Sources: Gawker