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There is no longer any reason you ever have to speak to another human being ever again.

Introducing: Seamless: No Human. Today, it's a sketch from The Bilderbergers. Tomorrow, it's reality.

Seamless already helped us do away with the need to talk on the phone with an actual person to get our dinner. But they didn't overcome the final obstacle to avoiding human interaction while also getting necessary provisions: the delivery person. Whether it's delivery by drone or delivery by person who runs away really quickly, Seamless: No Human has the power to change all of our lives for the better

Since this is (obviously) fake, another good option is to make your spouse get the door. Then shut the door behind them and enjoy Marriage: No Human.

Sources: The Bilderbergers