There is a lot of "news" about celebrities. Much of it is dumb. Here are five pieces of this week's stupidest celeb "news."

There's some really important stuff happening here, guys. (via Getty Images / Instagram)

1. Kylie Jenner loves edgy baseball caps.

Like the Blue Man Group, but a woman. And without drums. And with a lot more selfies.
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Kylie Jenner is of the Kardashian-Jenner clan. That means that at birth she was outfitted with a monitoring device that sends an alert to every time she changes her clothes. This week her fashion trend was "edgy" baseball caps. Apparently what makes her baseball caps "edgy" is that it they are made out of fabrics not typical for baseball caps. By that logic, I can make a caesar salad with kale instead of Romaine and call it an "Edgy Caesar," which incidentally is also the name of the new sex call-in show I'm launching with the Dog Whisperer.