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In a Skype address at SXSW Interactive last weekend, WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange hinted that "upcoming material" would soon be leaked to the public. As a true patriot and a believer in information freedom, here's what I hope WikiLeaks finally brings to the public:

Presidential dream journals - I refuse to believe Washington doesn't retain extensive records of the nocturnal musings of its top men, to be studied for out-of-the-box fiscal strategies and psychic impurities by a dedicated staff of psychoanalysts, medicine men, and somnonauts. How did FDR fly in his dreams? How did Taft? How utterly depraved were JFK's sex dreams? How about Nixon's? Did Washington dream about his teeth falling out? Did Woodrow Wilson dream at all? The public has a right to know.