Finally, some wine recommendations for real people.

Mmmm... tastes like sadness! (via Obvious Plant)

You know those recommendations you see on the shelves at wine stores? The ones that tell you why a wine is great ("tastes of blackberries and tobacco wisdom") and what it pairs well with? Writer and Internet funny-maker Jeff Wysaski added his own recommendations to his local wine store, and they're pretty great.

(via Obvious Plant)

(via Obvious Plant)

You can see all of Jeff's recommendations on his Tumblr.

Sources: Obvious Plant