A winter triptych.
Let this video be a lesson to all of you out there this winter: shoveling your driveway is simply not worth the risk. You may feel compelled to shovel up all that snow because you feel it is the duty of every good citizen, but if you do, be aware that you will surely slip and fall. Then you will slide away, and you will never stop sliding until you are just a tiny unrecognizable smudge far off in the distance. Like this:
Is that what you want? To be a a tiny unrecognizable smudge far off in the distance? Because if so, then go right ahead and shovel your driveway. And enjoy that never-ending slide into oblivion.
(by Dennis DiClaudio)