Just who does this car think it is?! (via Getty)

I don't know if you've noticed, but pretty much the entire eastern half of the United States has spent the past few weeks steadily descending into a winter-induced madness. It's kind of like a nation-wide version of The Shining playing out before our eyes. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if I woke up tomorrow and learned that everybody in the state of Michigan was chasing everybody in Indiana through Illinois with an axe.

So, temperatures are historically low, tensions are scarily high, and there's a general sense that somebody needs to do something very soon. I think that's why these signs have been popping up in the Boston area:

Sources: redditor kygroar