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To celebrate the release of a standalone Wonder Woman movie after an eighty-year wait, the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema in Austin, Texas is hosting some special women-only screenings so female fans can experience the film like on Wonder Woman's blessed female-only island.

Paradise.
Paradise.
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Moody, fragile men feel left out, kind of like how women do in basically every other superhero movie, and are whining on the theater's Facebook page. The social media managers' warrior-level trollery would make Diana Prince proud.

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Roping them in with the Lasso of Truth.

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Boom.