In July, Cosmopolitan UK and SEAT announced that they were creating a car especially for women. The press release tosses around phrases like "#cargoals" and "Bye, Felicia!" to get women excited about buying a very expensive vehicle made just for them. You might be thinking, "why are we gendering cars?" No idea.

After a grueling two months of anticipation, SEAT Mii by Cosmopolitan was revealed at FashFest on Thursday. So what does this car offer the modern woman? Period absorbent seats? Tinted windows so weird males can't catcall you through them? Tires big enough to crush the patriarchy?