You're not this cute. None of us are this cute. (via Facebook)
You've been looking for love in all the wrong places. It's time to get off Tinder, stop trying to make people fall in love with you the scientific way, and head for your parents' wall of old wedding photos. There you'll find cute photos of yourself as a little flower girl next to some adorable little ring bearer. That ring bearer is your future husband. (Trust me. I write for the Internet.)
That's how it went down for Brittney Fussy and her new husband Briggs.