Fifth-grader's hilariously brutal note to the boy bothering her should be required reading.

Fifth-grader's hilariously brutal note to the boy bothering her should be required reading.
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A fifth grade girl named Zoë is your new hero when it comes to setting boundaries. She wrote this bad-as-hell list for a boy at school named Noah, who apparently has no chill whatsoever and needed a little guidance.

Let's hope this list, which a friend of her teacher's posted to Twitter, effectively shut him down.

It includes such gems as "do not get behind me with all that playing and foolishness," to which she added "don't get behind me at all."

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And: "Do not speak to me unless it's a greeting, which will be never."

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She reminds him she's too young to be his gf (even though she knows he likes her), and tells him to reread the letter "500 times."

She also threatens to call up her dad, her "fake mom" and a "janator I know" (she knows the spelling is off and she DGAF) and warns him: "If you ruin my day I'm going to have to go to counseling!!!!"

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Zoë not only knows how to put a guy in his place, but how to take care of herself when necessary. She's seriously an inspiration for not taking bullshit. So back off, dudes. I know a janitor.

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