On Wednesday, author Paulette Perhach shared a piece entitled "A Story of a Fuck Off Fund"—a reminder that saving money isn't just about buying a house someday or sending a kid to college; it's about maintaining your dignity and safety when something in your life goes to shit. Because things in your life will go to shit. If they didn't, we'd all be driving still-running cars made in 1905 and partying with our great-great-great-great-great grandparents because people weren't dying. Actually, life would probably still go to shit because the Earth would be overcrowded and we'd be forced to murder others in order to make space for our children. Anyway, you need a "Fuck Off Fund."