"Today I'm gonna be healthy and order a salad...Wow, salad's expensive, even though it's mostly leaves."

That's a huge salad. (via Women Laughing Alone With Salad)

Minute 1-5:

This is a lot of salad. Did I get enough dressing? I can't eat this unless it is soaked in dressing.

It's hard to stir all my dressing into this big, healthy salad. I mean, there's salad everywhere, like, all over my desk.

They don't give you much bread.

So many things in this salad I need to pick out. (via Thinkstock)

Sources: Women Laughing Alone With Salad