Here is Michael Eisner, the former Disney CEO/current troll who doesn't think beautiful women can be humorous.
He embodies both beauty and wit. (via Getty)
At the Aspen Ideas Festival on Thursday, Michael Eisner was on stage speaking to Goldie Hawn and said the following:
“From my position, the hardest artist to find is a beautiful, funny woman. By far. They usually—boy am I going to get in trouble, I know this goes online—but usually, unbelievably beautiful women, you being an exception, are not funny."
He was smart enough to realize he'd get in trouble for it, yet profoundly moronic enough to say it anyway. And yes, Mr. This-Goes-Online, you are in trouble. You are also really difficult to look at, and I would like to apologize to everyone reading this article that I included a picture of your face.
I'm not going to spend any time raging at this silly man and his silly man thoughts. Instead, here are what people have tweeted in response to Michael Eisner's garbage pail opinion about women:
Michael Eisner seems fun
— Siobhan Thompson (@vornietom) July 5, 2015
The real tragedy is that anybody might be listening to what Michael Eisner has to say about women in the first place.
— Terry Bain (@terrybain) July 6, 2015
Eisner broke the code! "It's hard to find funny women" is industry talk for "its hard to find funny women that I want to fuck."
— Laurie Kilmartin (@anylaurie16) July 3, 2015
"impossible to find women who are beautiful AND funny", says mudworm w tiny pinholes for eyes. pic.twitter.com/mT1fQhx6Yv
— Megan Neuringer (@MeganNeuringer) July 6, 2015
The only woman who meets Michael Eisner's impossible standards is Minnie Mouse.
— Aimée Lutkin (@alutkin) July 6, 2015