March 8th is International Women's Day, a day to celebrate the world's she-roes and their strength in enduring choruses of "What about International Men's Day?" (yes, it exists, it's November 19th, now step aside and let women have a full 24 hours).
Here are the best, funniest tweets from women on the occasion, because dudes have the other 364 days.
May the blood come from all of your whatevers on this blessed Women's Day— Erin 🎶Gloria🎶 Ryan (@morninggloria) March 8, 2017
Apparently the Statue of Liberty lights went out due to a power failure. But I would argue women are also protesting due to a power failure.— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) March 8, 2017
Donald Trump doesn't see WOMEN, he sees OWN ME.— Amanda M-W (@Manda_like_wine) March 8, 2017
Today we reflect on our progress & the fights ahead against a President who bragged about grabbing women by their private parts #neverforget— Maxine Waters (@MaxineWaters) March 8, 2017
Not a single one of us is here without a woman. Not one. Even you, threatened, angry guy. No one. Everyday is #InternationalWomensDay dammit— Michelle Beadle (@MichelleDBeadle) March 8, 2017
Happy #InternationalWomensDay to everyone except the 53% of white women who voted for Donald Trump— @PiaGlenn (@PiaGlenn) March 8, 2017
Child: "Why is today different from all the other days?"— Allison Raskin (@AllisonRaskin) March 8, 2017
Me: "It's the one day it's hip for Republicans to pretend to respect women."
The Trump WH is so feminist, EVERY day is Day Without a Woman. pic.twitter.com/rYZeYo04kn— Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) March 8, 2017
Today isn't about doing nothing, it's about doing something about the nothing that continues to be done for women. #DayWithoutAWoman— CORINNE FISHER (@PhilanthropyGal) March 8, 2017
Hi if you identify as a male ally, remember:— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) March 8, 2017
1) Sit down and
2) Let women speak and
3) Share their work and
4) Call out your sexist friends
biologically, being a woman is difficult by default.— Robyn (@lilmsragerr) March 8, 2017
shoutout to all the women working their asses off every day.
Happy #InternationalWomensDay to women who get to be the target of everything : the shaming, the envy , the nastiness but get no apologies— Sydette (@Blackamazon) March 8, 2017
[A Day Without A Woman]— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) March 8, 2017
Man: Siri, where is the neares-
Siri: New phone, who dis?
"Yeah, but when's International M—"— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) March 8, 2017
the only good male feminists I know just have a bunch of interesting women in their lives and shut the fuck up about it— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) March 8, 2017
on this #InternationalWomensDay think of the social media managers who couldn't strike and need to moderate "BUT WHAT ABOUT MEN" comments— Ella Dawson (@brosandprose) March 8, 2017
if I ever stab a man it will be with this lapel pin pic.twitter.com/KygbA76FDP— Bez (@Bez) March 8, 2017
Happy #InternationalWomensDay to myself because we're taught to hate each other— Orli Matlow (@HireMeImFunny) March 8, 2017
behind every great woman is me screaming YES QUEEN so loud that her hair blows around like a music video— erin chack 🥕 (@ErinChack) March 8, 2017