Self-proclaimed "vaginal kung fu expert," Kim Anami lifts weights using her vagina and encourages other women to do the same. She encourages it so much, in fact, she's made an entire career of being a "sex and relationship coach," and she travels around the world spreading her message about the wonders of vaginal strength.
Anami, who spends her time in L.A. and Bali when she's not traveling, told The Mirror she works her vagina out several times a week.
To lift objects, she ties them with string to a jade egg she then inserts into her vagina.
She can lift anything from dumbbells and fruit to various objets d'art, and even a surfboard (although that doesn't seem very convenient).
According to Anami's website, exercising the vagina this way strengthens the pelvic floor, helps with urinary incontinence, increases sexual enjoyment, and allows women to “ejaculate across the room." And yes, in case you wondering, there is a tutorial on her website entitled, "So You Think You Can Squirt?"
Anami dreams of a world where all women are able to shoot ping pong balls out of their vaginas, because it is their "God-given right."
Messy spurting aside, this whole thing sounds wonderful. What could be better than good sex, less pants-peeing when laughing, and a handy new way to carry your purse?
But ladies, be careful to use your newfound vaginal martial arts powers for good: you don't want to go around just ripping guys' dicks off, now do you?