34-year-old Angela Timson from Leicestershire, UK told the Daily Mail that after having two big babies, her vagina felt dry and stretched-out, so she underwent a laser procedure called Nu-V. This revolutionary surgery claims to tighten up the ol' ladyparts, creating, in effect, a more "youthful" vagina (turning that hallway back into a crawl space). Just a week later, Timson says she's having better orgasms during sex with her husband. Hmm.

The 10-minute, £500 (about $650) Nu-V (New Vagina?) procedure was developed by clinical director Dr. Natasha Ranga and nurse Emma Soos, who allegedly suffered the same symptoms as Timson after they had their own kids.