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As BuzzFeed uncovered, lingerie company Third Love created a dictionary of seven different kinds of breasts to help women while bra shopping. For women, this will probably come as a blessing, because it can be hard to find a good-fitting bra in the normal A-B-C-D cup sizes. For heterosexual men, it will probably seem like a checklist. Pigs! (But also, everyone likes boobs, so no judgment?)

Warning: illustrated nipples ahead.

Apparently, there are tear drop boobs, which are rounded but slightly less full at the top, like Princess Di's boobs earrings:

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There's also slender breasts, which are thin and with nipples pointing downward:

There's bell shaped boobs, which are slimmer at the top and fuller at the bottom:

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There's rounded boobs, previously seen on various Kardashians:

Speaking of the Kardashians, the East West boob type sounds like it could be the name of Kim's next child, but really it just means that the nipples are pointing in opposite directions:

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The side set boob type means there's a gap between the breasts:

And the asymmetric breast type is exactly what it sounds like:

Those are all the boobs. Though yours probably looks like any number of these depending on what part of your menstrual cycle you're in, #AmIRightLadies? 

Sources: h/t BuzzFeed