Congrats to University of Alabama's Alpha Phi, for making cliché stereotypes of sororities seem understated.

Gotta say, I'm not particularly shocked by this recruitment vid made by the sisters of Alpha Phi for their rush week. University of Alabama seems like the perfect place to find a video of white blondes walking around in bikinis and hitting each other with blow-up Tootsie Roll floaties. Everyone is describing it very generously as "mostly white," but the woman parade on view here is so blonde and ivory-skinned that when a brunette finally appeared, I was like, "Is she okay? What's wrong with her head?" So, yeah, it's WHITE, full stop.