16 tweets from people who learned too much about their partners while WFH.
When you work from home you learn a lot about yourself, but you can learn even more about your significant other. And boy oh boy do you really get to know your partner when you're literally sitting right next to them all day every day. Check out these 16 hilarious tweets about people who learned too much about their partners while WFH.
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Spouse who worked in an office before quarantine: Working from home is great, it’s like a vacation!
— SpacedMom (@copymama) May 5, 2020
Spouse who worked from home before quarantine: EVERYONE GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE
2.
My wife and I are both working from home.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 2, 2020
She microwaved fish.
Time to alert HR.
3.
I’ve been working from home for five years, my husband has been doing it for two weeks and everyday he wakes up early, showers and gets fully dressed. Will someone please tell him he’s doing it wrong and that he’s supposed to stay in his pajamas all day and hate himself
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) March 24, 2020
4.
my wife and I both work from home, our desks literally touch and I’m with her 24/7 except today she’s been gone for 5 hours and I’m so bored lmao I miss her
— angelina (@angelinalmfao) July 19, 2022
5.
I don’t know who needs to hear this* but remote work doesn’t mean you’re semi-retired or available to do all the chores around the house you’d do on your days off.
— Mark’s Forever Star Wars 🏳️🌈 (@djmmarquis) July 11, 2022
*My husband needs to hear this. 😅
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My husband has finally given up on the notion that he will be able to have an uninterrupted conference call when his coworkers heard me belting out “I’m Every Woman” and has moved his office to the basement.
— Nonchalant Charlotte (@jellybnbonanza) July 1, 2020
7.
A funny thing about quarantining is hearing your partner in full work mode for the first time. Like, I’m married to a “let’s circle back” guy — who knew?
— Laura Norkin (@inLaurasWords) March 19, 2020
8.
The worst part of working from home is having my wife hear all the work jargon I use. I told someone I'd be "out of pocket this afternoon." She asked me what that meant and I told her I literally have no idea.
— Skoog (@Skoog) July 9, 2020
9.
My husband and I are both working from home and he's just sent round a memo about a total ban on office relationships.
— Laura Lexx - Pivot Out Now! (@lauralexx) March 19, 2020
10.
i thought my husband working from home was going to be fun and games but he's making me LUNCH? and taking me on WALKS? i have been subsisting on wendy's breakfast and depression since march 2020. sir.
— stede zissou (@kkbracken) July 19, 2022
11.
When I first started working from home I thought I would look cute for my husband when he got home and have dinner ready everyday. Instead I’m dressed like Adam Sandler half the time and and typically forget to unthaw the chicken.
— Skyy (@SkyWilliamsonn) July 15, 2022
12.
Working from home today. Husband often has the habit of forgetting the right words for things. He just warned me not to put my mug of tea on the 'mouse table'. He meant mouse pad............. pic.twitter.com/tB60mWTEOT
— A/Prof. Polly Burey (@DrPollyBurey) July 10, 2022
13.
I am happy to report that over 2 years in to my husband working from home and I am still making bad jokes about his commute.
— Septimus (@SeptimusReviews) July 12, 2022
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Me: I might be working from home, but I'm keeping things professional.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 19, 2020
Wife: Can we have this conversation outside of the blanket fort?
Me: No.
15.
Everyone’s partners are working from home and learning so much so anyway I just found out my partner DOUBLE SPACES AFTER THE PERIOD.
— listen to @whitehomework (@ToriGlass) March 24, 2020
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Pro-tip for couples suddenly working from home together: Get yourselves an imaginary coworker to blame things on. In our apartment, Cheryl keeps leaving her dirty water cups all over the place and we really don't know what to do about her.
— Molly Tolsky (@mollytolsky) March 16, 2020