CNN announces release date for new Star Wars movie, confirms Dick Cheney will play Darth Vader.

CNN announces release date for new Star Wars movie, confirms Dick Cheney will play Darth Vader.
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Okay, CNN Trends often gets the pic wrong so Cheney's probably not in the movie. But considering there's no public figure who's been equated with Darth Vader more often than Cheney, maybe it's a tags issue? 

Oh and, btw, December 18, 2015. At least wait until after Christmas to start camping out for tickets.

(by Bob Powers)

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