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Wake up and smell the passé.

"Break the Internet!" - Attention, celebrities and brands: you cannot "break the Internet." The biggest selfie of the year was Ellen's celeb-packed Oscars selfie, and that turned out to be an ad for Samsung phones. It didn't even give Twitter a hiccup. The bandwith wars between Netflix and Time Warner/Comcast came a lot closer to anything you'd actually call "breaking" the Internet, and their version of breaking it is a lot less fun. Oh, and HBO GO. That thing breaks anytime there's something worth watching.