Yelp? More like, "Gulp."

According to its Yelp profile, the Restore Bodywork & Reflexology spa of Philadelphia, PA offers "Swedish Massage, Deep-tissue Massage, Hot-stone Massage, Sports Massage, Pain Prevention & Alleviation, Sciatica Relief, Cancer Massage, and Diabetic Massage." It's not clear which one of those Carlo M thought was code for "I roll over on my back and you let me ejaculate all over your hand." Maybe "Hot-stone"?

Is online review addiction a thing yet? You'd think that after being kicked out of a spa for trying to get a rub & tug and the police being involved, you'd want to scrub all record of you ever having been at that spa. But Carlo M just had to make his voice heard, even if all he had to say was "Meh." Consumers need to be informed!

Sources: Yelp | Gawker