I'm gonna kill every last one of you!

A Western Michigan man possibly attempting to save his town from impending doom struck a zombie with his car Saturday, and drove away. Now police are looking for the heartless assailant who did a hit-and-run on a man dressed in a zombie costume.  

Apparently, Jeff Stiles was dressed as a zombie for a Halloween party and decided to scare the motorists driving by when he stepped out for a cigarette break. His little prank worked too well, because a man ran right into him, suggesting certain intent to save himself and his precious live brains. Either that, or it was dark and the man didn't see Stiles before smacking into him with his vehicle. 

Sources: Fox News | h/t Death & Taxes