Undeniable proof that the zombie apocalypse is upon us.

Undeniable proof that the zombie apocalypse is upon us.
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Undeniable proof that the zombie apocalypse is upon us.

If you're smart enough to read between the lines of that Florida face-eating story (below), you've already destroyed the staircases in your house while surrounding yourself with rifles and long-handled axes. If you were gullible enough to buy that bath salts explanation, maybe the above list of recent violent assaults (assembled by some nameless person in Australia and we didn't bother to fact-check it in the slightest) will convince you: the zombie horde cometh. Aim for the head. 

 

Undeniable proof that the zombie apocalypse is upon us.
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