Kim Christofi, owner of a café that sells ice cream by the beach in the UK, just can't stand her noisy clientele. She took to Facebook to express her uproar over children who have the audacity to get tired and whiny and the beach, and threatened to "discipline" them if the parents don't.

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Local parents did not take well to the vaguely threatening, judgmental message, despite the fact that Christofi offered them "five lenient minutes" to get their children to calm the f**k down.

Sources: The Sun