'Kids Are The Worst' Instagram highlights the evil things kids can get away with because they're cute.

'Kids Are The Worst' Instagram highlights the evil things kids can get away with because they're cute.
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The Instagram account Kids Are The Worst chronicles the agony and the ecstasy of having children—with an emphasis on the agony. Because kids are so tiny and cute and unspoiled by the cynical forces of adult life, they can get away with things that adults can't. Theft, vandalism, cursing, and some playful violence—this Instagram captures the things that are fun for kids but nightmares for their parents. 

1. Finder's peepers.

2. Hot Wheels meets dentistry.

He wheely wanted his tooth out. #beingunproductivebutbusyistheworst

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3. Cereal spiller.

4. Chicken fingers and the finger.

5. Private powder party.

A boy has got to keep dry. #GoWayImPowderingMyCheeks #AlmostPowderdise #kidsaretheworst

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6.  A coloring MacBook.

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7. Everything's a phallus.

8. Ice chasing is the newest sport at the Winter Olympics.

This is an accurate representation of keeping a house clean with kids living in it. #IceIceBabyTwoYearsOld #kidsaretheworst

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9. Cakejacking.

Well, that blows. #BlowOutTheCandlesOnYourOwnCake #kidsaretheworst

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10. TP: Total Prankster. 

Double the rolls, double the fun. #TPisAMagnetForToddlers video thanks to @cortomurphy #kidsaretheworst

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11. Tampon, tamp off.

12. SAVAGE.

Ummm... #kidsaretheworst Speaking of new mommy, check out the best New Mom Monday post yet on our blog. Link in profile.

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13. Girls drool!

Every Monday morning my kids are Jackson and I am his older sister. School rules! #kidsaretheworst

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14. Swing and a hit.

It don't mean a thing if you ain't kicked from that swing. #ShooBopShooBopShooBopYEAH #MoodSwingBaby #kidsaretheworst

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15. Oh shit.

Even kindergarteners get tired of homework. #AnagramsAreFun #kidsaretheworst

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16. Wise beyond their years.

17. A perfect disguise.

18. Food fight.

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19. RIP, remotes.

20. Out of the box.

Clearly one winner. #ItsNotARivalryIfOneIsInABox photo thanks to @pedregonmr #kidsaretheworst Tag your sibling rival.

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21. Vandal scandal.

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