Robbie Ewart tweeted notes last week that his mom left for him and his sister when their parents went out town. She was brutally honest in the notes, and his tweet quickly went viral (although he has since protected his Twitter account). The family is from Chryston, Scotland, so be sure to read the hilarious mom quotes with a Scottish accent.
Mom kicked things off with these lovely parting words:
I love you both very much but let's face it you are assholes!
Here's Robbie's tweet with the note:
She specifically stated that she didn't want their house to receive a visit from the police during their absence. Other instructions included not spending the allowance left for them on cheap booze, pizza, drugs, or prostitutes. Robbie's sister Katie got the honorable mention of being the responsible one, so she was explicitly tasked with keeping both the dog and her brother alive. Let's hope she succeeded.